You know
Hai my name is Danielle. "In a world full of locked doors the man with a key is king, and honey you should see me in a crown"
Michael's friendship with Luke is like
Luke Hemmings is a piece of shit
lol okay
Luke Hemmings is a piece of shit
lol o-
no
no
don't fucking talk to him like that
don't insult luke wtf
he's just a special kind hearted tree boy finding his way in life
fuck you

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: brivid)


sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 


plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)


antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters


interiorly:

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one


vaguely-pedophilic-swingset:

whatifbilliejoearmstrong:

bceky:

american idiot starts off all yeah lets kick ass but by the end of the album woah where’d all this emotion come from

because every teenager ever acts all badass and rebellious to hide the fact that we’re still scared kids full of feelings and tenderness inside

This text post starts off all kick ass but by the end its like woah where did all this emotion come from


the-chandelier-swing:

Top 5 sex positions

  • free shipping
  • direct deposit
  • "sort by price: low to high"
  • track your order
  • 50% off